The sea hag
Brittany has the mini-mouse voice thing I get like 4 times a year. She has had it for a month.
Her voice sounds like what I imagine the Sea Hag would sound like. (reading Percy Jackson right now)
If you drank nothing but whiskey for 3 days and then swallowed 3 sacks of marbles,
I imagine you could imitate the noise she makes when she talks. Maybe. With a couple of days practice.
Anyway, you can not understand her at all and the kids are running wild like little Indians.
So if you call our house and it sounds like Gollum just answered the phone and you hear an actual noise like a ring wraith is screaming in the background, you got the right house.
2 comments:
HILARIOUS! Especially the ring wraith part. That is exactly what Kale sounds like all the time! You are on a funny roll today Mom!
Hey! I resemble that remark. That blog is an insult to all sea hags and I'm gonna turn you in to the sea hags at the coalition for monsters and mythical creatures.
How you like them apples?
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