I finally found a picture of me I am willing to share.
Ah.. The natural woman. Why do men wake up looking exactly like they did when they went to sleep? Women have to work on a look worthy of the world. Damn the world, this is me, as I truly am. I have come out at last!!
Really though don't you think I look like a cross between an ompa loompa and spocks mother on crack?
2 comments:
Mom I love your chicken do!! It's truly awesome. I love you just the way you are!
That's nothing. You have to have longer and thicker hair to realy compete in the 'ugly morning hair olimpics', otherwise known as the UMHO's. I always try to tame the worst of my morning hair before I come upstairs from my lair, so you never get the full impact. It's dangerous, which is why I must brush it down. If you happened upon me before I got it under control you would laugh so hard your heart would give out and your lungs would explode from the strain.
Think: volcano erruption meets corn stalk fun-fetti. It usually makes me at least another 4 inches taller.
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